Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

There is no Status quo But there is Status

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…