Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

In Let there be plight the P is silent

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

Until now technology could be understood as an extension of the body’s will to power With AI

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…