I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–