When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

In addiction there is never enough… In God there is always enough How much is enough? As much as we can take And in addiction, we can’t take an…

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

Beliefs and behavior are the real… One leads to another And we have no idea How it all started Our name for that lacuna is God

You keep the peace they get everything else

A materialist looks at life And sees death A believer looks at death And sees life

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

God’s abundance Enables the agency of knowing when… While the devil’s overabundance Leaves you unprepared to exercise… To wit

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario