The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going