As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs