TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

100% of success is showing up on time

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds