It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins