The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

I changed My mind By following My heart

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way

Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want