When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task