The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…

It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…