In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior
A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance
My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes
The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…
Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it
If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change
Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall
