I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse