It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,

At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

Nothing is Risk-free Except hell

Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone