the girls are coming home in their cars
and I sit by the window and
watch.
there’s a girl in a red dress
driving a white car
there’s a girl in a blue dress
driving a blue car.
there’s a girl in a pink dress
driving a red car.
as the girl in the red dress
gets out of the white car
I look at her legs
as the girl in the blue dress
gets out of the blue car
I look at her legs
as the girl in the pink dress
gets out of the red car
I look at her legs.
the girl in the red dress
who got out of the white car
had the best legs
the girl in the pink dress
who got out of the red car
had average legs
but I keep remembering the girl in the blue dress
who got out of the blue car
I saw her panties
you don’t know how exciting life can get
around here
at 5:35 p.m.